secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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dilfgod:

u got any dr pepper

dilfgod:

u got any dr pepper

Met conservativemoms today he’s such a cutie with a booty

harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me: thank god
revokeus:

wow the new Jurassic Park movie look great

revokeus:

wow the new Jurassic Park movie look great